Holy Crap

Oh my god!!! I'm almost at one thousand watchers!
For you faithful people who don't go to deviations with the title "giveaway", there is a 1,000 watcher giveaway!
It's not a normal giveaway, to enter you need to make a really, really bad pun that makes me laugh, or just a funny one.
Winner gets 250 , winners will be announced May 10th