WTF is this porker still doing on the force? I though they had strict weight and fitness requirements for police officers. Well maybe not around there, obviously, but they do around here!
Yes go ahead and run, just make sure to run in a zig-zag pattern at to avoid getting shot. This porker would have to shoot you, there's no other way that he could stop you.
Next question. How does he even get in and out of that cop car? Trust me, I've driven Crown Vic's for years, and the seat doesn't go back very far. Besides he wouldn't be able to reach the pedals, without the steering wheel being lodged in his gut. LOL Damn, I just hope that the airbag never goes off. That would be messy. LOL