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Should he run? by cosenza987 Should he run? by cosenza987
YUS
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:iconwhiplash212:
whiplash212 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Run, but he'll taze your arse
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:iconkopes:
kopes Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
of course you run away from that officer
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:iconakiko-takahashi:
Akiko-Takahashi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, if porky over there would lay off the doughnuts, he might've had a chance of catching you.
But, the lord would have to grant you some Chuck Norris dodging to miss porky's bullets.
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LittlebitFluffy Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015
Run like the wind
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes sir
run
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What you said + your icon is perfect.
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why thank you
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem XD
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Also
nice spazzing out Prussia icon
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not spazzing Prussia.

It's Zhe Awesome Prussia gettin' down!
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I imagine him dancing to that one Kaito song
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol

Once again, your icon with what you said fits XD
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theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
WTF is this porker still doing on the force? I though they had strict weight and fitness requirements for police officers. Well maybe not around there, obviously, but they do around here!

Yes go ahead and run, just make sure to run in a zig-zag pattern at to avoid getting shot. This porker would have to shoot you, there's no other way that he could stop you. 

Next question. How does he even get in and out of that cop car? Trust me, I've driven Crown Vic's for years, and the seat doesn't go back very far. Besides he wouldn't be able to reach the pedals, without the steering wheel being lodged in his gut. LOL  Damn, I just hope that the airbag never goes off. That would be messy. LOL
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
There's more porkers than there are thin ones where I live.
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:icontheroyalpain79:
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner 4 hours ago
Um yeah, I think that they need to fire all of them if they can't get their weight near a reasonable amount, within a given time period. That's what they do around here, anyway. A 6 foot tall officer can't weight more then 230 pounds, and still be on the force. Well, unless it's muscle and not fat, that is. LOL Um, you'll never see a fat FBI agent, or State Trooper, in most states. Only in local police agencies.  Why there is such a lenient requirement, is totally a mystery. I guess that they just don't want to make anyone, that is already in their union, mad. LOL  
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:iconindianajonesfan17:
IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner 3 hours ago
I went to NY last month and seen only one fat cop and seen a bunch of thin cops. The thin ones even look badass!
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:icontheroyalpain79:
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner 2 hours ago
Wow! The thin ones must have been the real cops to look out for. After all, I know that I wouldn't want to try to outrun a skinny cop. They'd catch my fat butt in no time at all. LOL Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I'm fat, just very much out of shape. I for one am 6 foot tall and around 230 pounds myself, so not exactly heavy or thin. Just out of shape, like I said earlier. LOL However, when you see a cop that is over 300 pounds, that's when you really need to question things. Like, does he ever get out of his car to do his job, or even leave the station. Sure, most of the police in our area are a little over weight, but they are actually active in their duties. I still wouldn't want to mess with them. LOL
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:iconrdizzy:
RDizzy Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Just passin' a ham through my left ventricle..."
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:icongames4life2014:
Games4Life2014 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
No, Make A Slow Walk For It. That Wouldn't Be Fair
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:icondragonwolf1143:
DragonWolf1143 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No you definitely shouldn't (sarcastic) 
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:iconninjago-fan:
Ninjago-Fan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
The officer:GET IN THE CAHR :iconfffuuuplz:
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
he may not catch u, but his bullet might
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:iconindianajonesfan17:
IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
How can he shoot using the bullets he ate?
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD touché, my friend, touché.
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:iconindianajonesfan17:
IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
Did you know they actually make cop costumes that come with pig masks?
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD!
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hunterhunter40 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student General Artist
very true, but will the cop be able to ADS with their current body conditon? not to mention, he might be able to take cover.

aaaaand i'm overthinking things again.
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't work, I overthink things way more then you do.

and good point
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:iconthetoxicthorn:
TheToxicThorn Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Student Writer
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that cop won't be able to catch up... XD
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:iconhorrorsquirrelgirl:
HorrorSquirrelGirl Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
YES!!!!
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:iconitsshowtime122:
ItsShowTime122 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GO HURRY
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:icongreatdane45:
Greatdane45 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
No, he's still got a taser. If you do, hope he's a bad shot! XD
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:iconkinwolf107:
kinwolf107 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014
Yes yes you should 
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:iconmegaherofactory:
megaherofactory Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
lol
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:iconnizhoninochez:
NizhoniNochez Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah he should XDXD
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:iconmejasoulfruit:
Mejasoulfruit Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student General Artist
YES! I WANT TO SEE HIM DO A BELLY FLOP!
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ECHOtheGECKO Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:nod: 
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:icontakanakchirasu:
Takanakchirasu Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES!... YES!... YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!
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:iconexplodingclaws101:
Explodingclaws101 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omfg
Why do cops even do this when they can become overweighted with donuts?!
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:iconrainbowdashandzane:
RainbowDashAndZane Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FAT COP! XD
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:iconimredneckson:
imredneckson Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014
The dude wouldn't even need to run just speed walk
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:iconblackmaurader62:
Blackmaurader62 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
yes you should, and if he catches you, give him a donut 
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:iconchocolatekitty27:
Chocolatekitty27 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Please, take your time. 
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:iconjmc42199:
jmc42199 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014
:iconyusplz:
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:iconkurlozbeebe:
KurlozBeebe Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yus yus you shoul
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:iconitsshowtime122:
ItsShowTime122 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconsnakeman2013:
Snakeman2013 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014   General Artist
Just go for it!!
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:iconkeiko4568:
keiko4568 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Student Artist
you should
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:iconjaqerant92:
JaqErant92 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's actually pretty mean. Really guys.
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Buttonblackwraith Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
its a joke, even he would laugh... probually...... 
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