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Should he run? by cosenza987 Should he run? by cosenza987
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:iconhclausen:
hclausen Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Damn, even I could outrun that.
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:iconmraveragefoxerguy:
MrAverageFoxerGuy Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
RUN BITCH, RUUUUUN!
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:iconsteel-hund-131:
steel-hund-131 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
...run run wolf *runs of it*
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:iconriverchaser99:
RiverChaser99 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
One of the things parkour was original invented to get away from things... Troll!!! 
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queenbananagrams Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Good thing they eat donuts. XD
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:iconriverchaser99:
RiverChaser99 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
True, true.
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queenbananagrams Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
donSparkly Donut 
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:iconriverchaser99:
RiverChaser99 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
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queenbananagrams Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD
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:iconriverchaser99:
RiverChaser99 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
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queenbananagrams Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Heck, also because of cup size for drinks at Mc. Donald's or Burger King, their cup size is too small, so they have to get a large!
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JohanssenJr Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a trap!

There's a much more physically fit cop hiding nearby waiting for you to make a break for it!
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HeavySandvichesGuy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  New member
To be honest, I would just let them take me away out of pity for that man.
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snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015
*chortle* Look at that guy smiling obnoxiously at the camera. Meanwhile Cop looks too heavy to chase someone down, but then there's the tazer-gun and bulet gun too... I'm addressing the elephant (NPI) in the room. That cop's heavy stomach is REALLY sagging! 0_0 And people told me large breasts will be the things that will sag later in life. Facepalm  I think not...
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:iconimnurhest:
Imnurhest Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nay -- if cops are out of shape, their trigger fingers aren't.
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:iconwhiplash212:
whiplash212 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Run, but he'll taze your arse
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:iconkopes:
kopes Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
of course you run away from that officer
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Akiko-Takahashi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, if porky over there would lay off the doughnuts, he might've had a chance of catching you.
But, the lord would have to grant you some Chuck Norris dodging to miss porky's bullets.
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:iconlittlebitfluffy:
LittlebitFluffy Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015
Run like the wind
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes sir
run
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What you said + your icon is perfect.
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why thank you
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem XD
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Also
nice spazzing out Prussia icon
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not spazzing Prussia.

It's Zhe Awesome Prussia gettin' down!
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:iconkaizelle-meni:
Kaizelle-Meni Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I imagine him dancing to that one Kaito song
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:iconwulfia:
Wulfia Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol

Once again, your icon with what you said fits XD
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theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
WTF is this porker still doing on the force? I though they had strict weight and fitness requirements for police officers. Well maybe not around there, obviously, but they do around here!

Yes go ahead and run, just make sure to run in a zig-zag pattern at to avoid getting shot. This porker would have to shoot you, there's no other way that he could stop you. 

Next question. How does he even get in and out of that cop car? Trust me, I've driven Crown Vic's for years, and the seat doesn't go back very far. Besides he wouldn't be able to reach the pedals, without the steering wheel being lodged in his gut. LOL  Damn, I just hope that the airbag never goes off. That would be messy. LOL
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
There's more porkers than there are thin ones where I live.
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theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Um yeah, I think that they need to fire all of them if they can't get their weight near a reasonable amount, within a given time period. That's what they do around here, anyway. A 6 foot tall officer can't weight more then 230 pounds, and still be on the force. Well, unless it's muscle and not fat, that is. LOL Um, you'll never see a fat FBI agent, or State Trooper, in most states. Only in local police agencies.  Why there is such a lenient requirement, is totally a mystery. I guess that they just don't want to make anyone, that is already in their union, mad. LOL  
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
I went to NY last month and seen only one fat cop and seen a bunch of thin cops. The thin ones even look badass!
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:icontheroyalpain79:
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Wow! The thin ones must have been the real cops to look out for. After all, I know that I wouldn't want to try to outrun a skinny cop. They'd catch my fat butt in no time at all. LOL Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I'm fat, just very much out of shape. I for one am 6 foot tall and around 230 pounds myself, so not exactly heavy or thin. Just out of shape, like I said earlier. LOL However, when you see a cop that is over 300 pounds, that's when you really need to question things. Like, does he ever get out of his car to do his job, or even leave the station. Sure, most of the police in our area are a little over weight, but they are actually active in their duties. I still wouldn't want to mess with them. LOL
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015
Just imagine if the world didn't have Cops and instead had soldiers.
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:icontheroyalpain79:
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
You don't really have to imagine anything like that. It's actually a common thing in certain countries. It's called Marshal Law. Believe it or not, shortly after Hurricane Catrina, New Orleans fell under Martial Law. It often happens after a disaster, natural or otherwise. It's just one way of the government trying to maintain order, and sometimes it's actually the law biding citizens that get the worst of it. So even in the US the military is sometimes used to police it's citizens. Whether that is Constitutional or not, is still under debate.   
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015
What they need to do is close every Dunk 'N' Donuts shop so if a cop wants some donuts and coffee, then they would just have to earn it.
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RDizzy Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Just passin' a ham through my left ventricle..."
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Games4Life2014 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
No, Make A Slow Walk For It. That Wouldn't Be Fair
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DragonWolf1143 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No you definitely shouldn't (sarcastic) 
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Ninjago-Fan Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015   Artist
The officer:GET IN THE CAHR :iconfffuuuplz:
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
he may not catch u, but his bullet might
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
How can he shoot using the bullets he ate?
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD touché, my friend, touché.
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IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
Did you know they actually make cop costumes that come with pig masks?
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IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD!
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:iconindianajonesfan17:
IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015
It's true.
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IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lolz!!!
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:iconindianajonesfan17:
IndianaJonesFan17 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
How funny would it be to see a picture of a real pig wearing a Cop costume?
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hunterhunter40 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student General Artist
very true, but will the cop be able to ADS with their current body conditon? not to mention, he might be able to take cover.

aaaaand i'm overthinking things again.
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:iconicefeather9110:
IceFeather9110 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't work, I overthink things way more then you do.

and good point
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TheToxicThorn Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Student Writer
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that cop won't be able to catch up... XD
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