WTF is this porker still doing on the force? I though they had strict weight and fitness requirements for police officers. Well maybe not around there, obviously, but they do around here!
Yes go ahead and run, just make sure to run in a zig-zag pattern at to avoid getting shot. This porker would have to shoot you, there's no other way that he could stop you.
Next question. How does he even get in and out of that cop car? Trust me, I've driven Crown Vic's for years, and the seat doesn't go back very far. Besides he wouldn't be able to reach the pedals, without the steering wheel being lodged in his gut. LOL Damn, I just hope that the airbag never goes off. That would be messy. LOL
Um yeah, I think that they need to fire all of them if they can't get their weight near a reasonable amount, within a given time period. That's what they do around here, anyway. A 6 foot tall officer can't weight more then 230 pounds, and still be on the force. Well, unless it's muscle and not fat, that is. LOL Um, you'll never see a fat FBI agent, or State Trooper, in most states. Only in local police agencies. Why there is such a lenient requirement, is totally a mystery. I guess that they just don't want to make anyone, that is already in their union, mad. LOL
Wow! The thin ones must have been the real cops to look out for. After all, I know that I wouldn't want to try to outrun a skinny cop. They'd catch my fat butt in no time at all. LOL Well, I wouldn't exactly say that I'm fat, just very much out of shape. I for one am 6 foot tall and around 230 pounds myself, so not exactly heavy or thin. Just out of shape, like I said earlier. LOL However, when you see a cop that is over 300 pounds, that's when you really need to question things. Like, does he ever get out of his car to do his job, or even leave the station. Sure, most of the police in our area are a little over weight, but they are actually active in their duties. I still wouldn't want to mess with them. LOL