Deviation Actions
Here’s what a book about understanding me would contain:
Buy me tons of Spyro merchandise...as long as you don’t get me any Funko Pops. I never understood the appeal of those stupid soulless things.
I’m a tomboy, so don’t go buying me dresses, panty hose, high heels, sun hats, or anything like that. I like t shirts, pants during cold/cool weather, shorts during warm/hot weather, sneakers, and flat bill and curved brim hats. Also, don’t buy me jeans, they are very uncomfortable,
Do NOT get me flowers. I think they’re stupid.
Never buy me makeup because I will NEVER be caught dead wearing it,
Do NOT make me play M or AO rated games. I prefer E and E10+ rated games.
Do NOT make me watch R rated movies, unless its Ted, Ted 2, or The Shawshank Redemption.
Give me Reese’s cups and Pepperidge Farm Chessmen cookies and I’ll be happy.
I’m left handed, so let me sit on your left hand side when we’re eating or something like that…unless you happen to be left handed too.
Smacking your lips while eating drives me up a wall, so don’t do it. (I’m looking at you, dad).
Don‘t mess with me or my brother will…you don’t want to know.